Panthers Sign Former French Bobsledder

In a story I am glad to report just because I got to write that awesome headline, it is being reported by the Gaston Gazette that the Carolina Panthers have apparently signed a former French bobsledder (he’s still French, just not a bobsledder) Philippe Gardent to a contract.  I can only hope and pray every night that someday very soon the name Philippe will strike fear into the hearts of opposing players just at its mere mentioning.  Gardent has five seasons in NFL Europa under his belt, and was apparently extremely good at what he did.

Look, I don’t want to come across as ignorant, but the fact is, like many Americans, I don’t know diddly about the NFL Europa.  However, Mr. Gardent was the co-defensive MVP of the league in 2006, so obviously he can play football.  He’s 6′1″ and 240 lbs, according to the article.  I’m not sure if the Panthers really think he’s got  a shot in the NFL or if they just need another body around for running drills in training camp, but keep your eye on Philippe.  I mean, there is a chance that he could surprise everyone.

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